PhoenixRising

From AAAGGGHHH! to Ahhhhhhh! 01/20/2021 AND 08/22/2024

💙🇺🇲 PATRIOT 🇺🇲💙

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MAGA cannot watch this video til the end.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

This woman is my spirit animal.

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@GuntherEagleman ... for the Trump administration's approval of the shooter's immigration.

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(screenwriters arguing over who gets credit for movie script)

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Started / Going

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@sisterofnight_c You'll be pleasantly surprised. 💙

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@theashleyray Define different.

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

RFK Jr saying he never knew anybody who was autistic as a kid is particularly galling considering his aunt Eunice founded a day camp for kids with autism in 1962 and founded the Special Olympics in 1968

Just a completely dishonest POS

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👀 - WTAF?

[Caroleeena 🍉 @Caroleeenalala]

I cannot stress enough what you're signing onto by staying on this site after tomorrow. This is just one piece of the new Terms of Service. You've agreed to let Musk SUE YOU FOR MONEY for violating the terms of service no one reads.

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@crystal_twts I would certainly allow you the opportunity to counter the offer.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

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@BuddyWinston All of us.

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@woofknight Unsettled

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Headed to greener pastures. Same name. Follow me.

[Daniel Uhlfelder @DWUhlfelderLaw]

Trump’s pick for Attorney General, Matt Gaetz, has been unable to practice law in Florida three times over the past five years due to failure to pay dues and failure to affirm compliance with trust account rules.

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@historyinmemes and the "donk" of the glass

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@Tjeerd001 Phone call at a pay phone and a screwdriver in a pinch.

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@RobertDownen_ 12 years later and people still ask me why I left. 🙄

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@AllAbIntroverts Yes. I have met myself.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Even Ferris Bueller knows that tariffs a really fucking bad idea. 😳👇

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

And today’s word is….

[Unlearn16 @unlearn16tweet]

Time's up.

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