SoulSistaSugar

Geek trapped in a PinUp Girl's body. Taken so Taken @BREATHEURSIGH

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Ladies get over it. No one likes bitter pussy, it's too tart. 💋

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Goodnight SassyAsses and SexyFuckers💋

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WHILE THIS ALL CAPS SIGN IS YELLING WHAT I "MUST", I tried speaking in all lower caps and they couldn't hear my order at the drive thru

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Take one wherever you take your penis💋

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SexKittens and Insomniacs 💋

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#keepyourmimsyclean 💋💋💋 #Lux

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Hope all you SassyAsses and SexyFuckers had a great weekend 💋

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Sooo electric car problems..
You just remove the battery for a second and you're all good?

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You know what they say...
"cold hands, warm vagina"

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Words to live by...

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Happy Valentines SassyAsses and SexyFuckers 💋

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Just another day at the office yelling at the screen and throwing office supplies

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I can still sleep at night knowing I have no idea how most movies end 🙄

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On a scale between bananas and grapes, what's your budget?

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Sauté some jalapeño peppers.. Have the hazmat team tent your house and evacuate the neighbourhood 👍

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Not sure Netflix has anything I haven't watched ... I'm scared

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Unless your search history includes "how to remove stitches", are you even trying.

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Rules aren't for everyone

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Keep your friends close and your dogs closer

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Coal for those on the naughty list
.. NOT in this economy!
Y'all are getting wood pellets