Server Problems

My favorite thing about being a server is complaining about customers with the other servers #RestaurantProblems

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If you were capable of reading the item's name then you are capable of reading the item's description #ServerProblems

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Don't ask me what comes on/with each food item when it is CLEARLY stated on the menu #ServerProblems

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After work drinks with coworkers >>>

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Parents who let their children run around in restaurants deserve a special place in hell #RestaurantProblems

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All the Spanish I know, I've learned from the kitchen staff #RestaurantProblems

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Rolling silverware is the bane of my existence. #RestaurantProblems

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"Where did all my pens go?" #ServerProblems

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The closer I get to the end of my shift, the more annoying the customers become #RestaurantProblems

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Every pair of work shoes I buy ends up ruined in less than a month #RestaurantProblems

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When the waitress in the section next to you is nowhere to be found & her tables keep flagging you down #ServerProblems

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"What kind of drinks do you have?"
Well I can list them all for you… or you could READ YOUR MENU #ServerProblems

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What's a weekend? #ServerProblems

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When the rush is over & you finally get to breathe again #RestaurantProblems

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Ever started a shift sober & finished it drunk? Or is that just me? #RestaurantProblems

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"I don't want to work today, but I need the tips" #ServerProblems

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Getting a rude customer & wondering what the hell went wrong in their life #ServerProblems

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Read the menu before asking me a question. Because 9 times out of 10 you'll find the answer on the menu.
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"We're ready to order."
"Ok, what can I get for you?"
"Ummmm…"

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After dealing with a rude customer I immediately find a coworker to vent to #ServerProblems

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When a guest cuts you off, "Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?"