Métis Man

The Universe is Listening; Be Careful what You Say in It

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[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

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@Courvoisierkang Imagine being in the drunk tank and Tony Romo comes in 🤣🫶🏼

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@NFLMemes 5 o’clock shadow, sunburn, hat hair. Yep he was tying one on 💪🏽

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Knew he was a bud heavy man

[VariWX @TheFakeVari]

@TMZ "how much have you had to drink tonight sir?"
"ehhhh, i dont know jim"

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 BREAKING: Tony Romo arrested for OWI in Milwaukee.

Details: https://t.co/GzYXhUh3Fn

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@juss_dhani 🥵🥵🥵

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@SaycheeseDGTL Kodak is actually levels above most rappers

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@XXL How much did each of these hos get paid?

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@JohnCena

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been released.

In theaters on August 28.

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@SexyyRed314_ This explains a lot

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@Realrclark25 How’s the job hunt going Chief?

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@seekingduhtruth @TheRealFarley Where do you live at?

[HaskHole 🇨🇦 @HaskHole]

A Pawtucket Beer at the Drunken Clam would cure me.

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@BleacherReport @andy_baskin Female behavior

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@xGeneParmesan @itsCSB__

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@NBA @NBA2K Random af he was already on a cover before.

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@NFL @RamsNFL Most punchable face in the league

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@seekingduhtruth @TheRealFarley Oh you must live in such a safe and shelled community 😊