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𝚂𝚑𝚎/𝙷𝚎𝚛 | 30 | 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚎𝚊 🫖 | 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝙶𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚒 𝚏𝚊𝚗 🗡️🏹🐉🐈‍⬛👒✨

[Mike @Fan4me]

LMAO she hasn’t tweeted like this in years 😭 they done pissed her off BAD

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

@chelskaymarion These replies have me howling 😭

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

I love it when the uber goes the wrong way and adds on an extra 5 mins :)))

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

I genuinely find it funny how as soon as I start my period all the rage I’ve had in the week leading up to it just disappears

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

girl why you crying over a poo in the toilet just flush it away 🤣😭

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

wooaaaahhhh mr vegas

[LPC @landpalestine]

love how Ed Sheeran in his statement said “I can’t cancel shows I have to pay the band!” and his band was like fuck you bud

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

Ed Sheeran has officially fucked it

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

I PAID SIXTY WHOLE POUNDS FOR A 2 PERSON ESCAPE ROOM WHAT IS THAT ABOUT

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

Am am… Am I actually liking a man 🤨

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

@dyspraxicdoll I got upgraded to premium the other day and got a tesla… I could not find the door handle 🙂‍↔️

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

I have found the PERFECT dress for my brothers 21st butttttttt can I justify the price 🤔🥲

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

Someone on Hinge just called my favourite band ‘a bit wet’ and honestly they’re not wrong

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

Bro I am crashing out

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

Am I gonna regret being a cunt in the morning?? Probably not

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

Ever since I got twatted in the face at work with a glass tray it’s been wonky and it’s stressing me out

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

I’m gonna be late for work because I have the worst period shits send help

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

Forever wanting more piercings but my body just refuses to heal them anymore:(

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

@chelskaymarion no honestly i know it will be bad hahaha

[𝙳𝚎𝚖 @SoundsLike_Dem]

what if when i move i can’t find a good nail tech