Devil May Cry fans I'm so fucking sorry. I'm so so sorry. You guys are being thrown dirt cookies made of piss and dead roaches by someone who spits in your face while we're getting A5 Wagyu filet mignon and a handjob. I'm so sorry. You don't deserve this
This motherfucker Ryu is homeless for the love of the game, this man is RICH! And Ken is his fucking accountant, and whenever he has to catch a plane Chun-Li is the one recommending the clothes for him
What they should ACTUALLY start doing is making their latino characters speak fully coherent english only to stop mid sentence and go “…I forgot how to say the word in english” then spend several seconds trying to remember what the word is before continuing. Cuz thats what I do.