silly dilly

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

About to write a diss track about a $40 water bottle

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

@BroOfSasquatch ☹️

[audrey @phlegmme]

Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Pacific Northwest would save my life but I need to stay here and hold it down for Ohio

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

I will never be fooled by turkey meatballs again

[maha @mahaaaay]

men will be like have you seen the movie “good will hunting” um no have you seen the movie cadet kelly i don’t think so so shut the hell up

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my whimsical & trusting heart has led me to the world’s worst gimmicky potato chip flavors

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

Begging people to stop bringing bottles of wine to my house and to *start bringing loaves of bread

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

I can’t wait to be 80 years old, cackling at my screen as I watch Pride and Prejudice (2005) for the 10,000th time

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I don’t think it’s mentioned nearly enough that Zohran, who was spectacularly successful among young voters, never used memes in his social media posts.

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

When a man shakes my hand and two hours later I still smell like his cologne that’s actually harassment

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

@Regular_AssDude HAHA

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

Can always tell when a guy has broken up with his girlfriend when suddenly he’s like “haha :)”

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

I’ve started winking at people 🙁

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

@OgLakyn Ah I see. The broader debate seemed to be around whether he was being a hypocrite by refusing to tour and then performing at the superbowl. ICE is unfortunately everywhere.

[silly dilly @SoupGoop]

When the guys who work at the hardware store stop casting me worried glances and shaking their heads when I leave, that’s when I’ll know I’m over the hill

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

i love how unforgiving soy sauce is. cus u know immediately when you did too much with her

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them