𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐

this is your brain on drugs

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

Last TWEET since @elonmusk made this app filled with weirdos supporting weirdos. FDT.

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

Nothing pisses me off more than people that refuse to spay/neuter their damn animals.

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

Shoot yourself and walk away

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

It can wriggle in there like a bloodworm, and lay its eggs, and pretty soon your whole brain is squirming with maggots.

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

I feel like I could brush my teeth every ten minutes, I hate the taste that Covid has left in my mouth. 🤢

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

I hope when the world ends, it’s just humanity, and that the animals will be able to freely live.

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

I wonder if I can still work my county job & have a face tattoo 🤔

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

Sex before a long ass work week is always a must

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

Ghosty vibez

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

@satansmango It’s absolutely wild to be 100% sober. It opens your eyes to a lot of shit, that’s for sure. Congrats! 🥰

[✗ @phthartxc]

Those soft moments after making love, where you lay your head on their chest, they sigh and smile softly at you, fingers carding your sweaty hair. And you stare at their tired but beautiful face, poking their nose, cheeks then running a finger through their kiss-swollen lips.

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

We should get a complimentary Xanax every time we walk into work.

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

The dates for my surgery was either 4/20 or May the Fourth 😂 pot heads or Star Wars? 😂

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

@RandolpMichael @angelinamtvjs There is, it’s called bad girls club 😂

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

Zachs never watched lost, so I guess I know what we’re binge watching next 😂

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

THIS FALL IVE BEEN SOBER FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS. That’s wild as hell, dude.

[𖤐 Dr. Satan 𖤐 @SoupKanSam]

@snooki Shit, I still do 😂🥰🥰🥰

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

Ghostface trying to scare you:
I’ll gut you like a fish

Your unhinged self: HOT! Pls do 😍