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[alex @SoupMinceee]

Don’t get POPPED! Happy 250 USA drive sober

[alex @SoupMinceee]

If you have a bob I trust you

[alex @SoupMinceee]

Do yall think the dah bih gah kid listens to kuru

[alex @SoupMinceee]

BJ with droopy balls >>>>

[alex @SoupMinceee]

Atheists be like set the cookie and milk out for Science Clause

[alex @SoupMinceee]

@Pyrogue18 Eat my dick

[alex @SoupMinceee]

Bebe Rexha can go to the grocery store uninterrupted

[alex @SoupMinceee]

How it feels singing the Beyoncé and jay-z part in Deja vu

[alex @SoupMinceee]

Gay men be like “imma pop my pussy” baby you bout to fart

[alex @SoupMinceee]

People in an alternate reality where K-pop is Korean food instead of people: Japchae is my bias ❤️

[alex @SoupMinceee]

LAN makes you want to watch 20 year-old losers play the game like no other

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

me & oomfs in the fortnite lobby

[alex @SoupMinceee]

How I feel scraping the chapstick residue out of the tip of my water bottle

[alex @SoupMinceee]

Sometimes when I do calc I draw the most beautiful little integral symbol and it makes it all worth it

[alex @SoupMinceee]

Head in the 1400s must have been crazy you get scraped wrong by a crooked black tooth get sepsis and die

[alex @SoupMinceee]

@v2Law_ @DunknDoseNtz @luxdoli He very much did not

[alex @SoupMinceee]

Toyota drivers should be put down like dogs

[alex @SoupMinceee]

@thelionessxo It’s not

[alex @SoupMinceee]

@KiloOfPepsi @Quest_JS @Hunnydip7 Happy birthday !

[alex @SoupMinceee]

STILL drip too mf hard