Prince M.I. Mustang

Let’s get some soup for the hyenas. 28 yrs in my bio form - Dan was here

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

FDR was a great man but at the end of the day still just a man. Eleanor should have been allowed to kill him.

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

men invented gay sex so they could have sex with men

[masha @masha_slp]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

Return of the Mack is one of the best songs ever made… but it does sound like Yoshi is singing I’m sorry I still listen to it though

[Avery Edison @aedison]

if you do not have ‘em, GET ’EM. don’t waste time. don’t be stressed out. don’t celebrate. you shouldn’t be doing anything except getting ‘em, and smoking ‘em

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

Just saw *the* worst take of all time.

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

Sometimes you really are your father’s daughter. 😔

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

Really into disco lately

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

A wise man once said
“After chasing sunsets, one of life’s simple joys, is playing with the boys”

[Brown @YoursBrown]

Poverty is expensive in a way that people don’t understand. If you can’t afford a dentist you have long term teeth damage. Not affording healthy food means poor health. Not affording ‘good schools’ means missed opportunities. It is a compounding cycle.

[Mike @Mikebeenhere]

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

Went to bed with a tummy ache and woke up with a tummy ache. :(

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

Oh I’m sorry, when you said ‘next week’ you actually meant in two weeks. You meant next week’s next week.

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

Not gonna lie whenever I see people say they’re also from Montana I always wanna chat with them.

[Visible Cow @barnaclebucket]

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Nobody care me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

c'mon childproof weed packaging, you know it's me

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth

Me: I’m da king of da highway

[Avery Edison @aedison]

yeah, okay, I found it, the first celebrity death to make me just fully yell “fuck off” when I heard about it

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

something that really confused me as a kid was the fact that there’s a dragon in a book named eragon and then a giant spider in harry potter named aragog and a hot guy in lord of the rings named aragorn

[Prince M.I. Mustang @SoupPrince]

There’s a lot of folk songs about disasters and tragedies.