SoupMan

Husband/Son/Father of 2; Independent Sports Journalist; Angel Investor; University of Washington ‘90; Cheapie

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

Makes sense. Saturday was the only time the insanely hot therapist that Vrabel prefers is available

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

New England Patriots coach Mike Vrabel won't be with the team for the third day of the NFL draft Saturday, per ESPN’s @MikeReiss.

More: https://t.co/FAXjOrWUcE

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

I know Quince is a pyramid scheme….but I just can’t prove it.

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@MoBarkley76 @paddingtonbear Can’t talk. Marmalade

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I have accidentally spilled an entire jar of marmalade inside my hat.

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

It’s a normal sized statue

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

The Answer.

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

@ClutchLikeRomo God forbid a guy just wants an peek

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Pause.

[Aaron Ladd @aaronladdtv]

📹VIDEO: Pat Mahomes Sr celebrates the #Chiefs win by "smoking on that Joe Burrow" @KSHB41

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

Incredible they can still get this man to bust

[Nrken19 @nrken19]

Reconstruction of Greek philosopher Aristotle based on his bust.

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

@CBSPhilly What in the Augustus Gloop is going on in this factory? Need detective @jphil_22 on the case.

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

@chrisamidon @the19019178 Hey Chris. If you have an issue with the name, take it up with my father, Soup Sr. Also, go to hell. And while your there, maybe search for a more mature palette, you tasteless goose

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

@JimmyVanHorn1 8.4 on the soup. Beautiful touch with the garlic croutons. Needs a touch more basil.

8.7 on the set up. Major points for the date going with the fried chicken sammy. I would’ve upgraded to fries.

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@herbiegrey7 Big Dog? 😳

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@RandallBoss4 Better than a morning shot of espresso

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@the__robe Every move the SoupMan makes is a calculated move.

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@RadioFreeTom Can a member of congress do this?

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

Question for the TL…what kind of cum do you use in the shower? Cetaphil or CeraVe?

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

Imagine calling 911 and a police dog picks up

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

Proposing a new UberEats delivery option: “Just throw it up to my apartment window”

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

“They’ve got us surrounded on all sides, General”

General Tso: “Come over here and try this chicken”

[SoupMan @Soup_Man_]

Yes. Bc of refrigerators and Pelotons

[Madison Cawthorn @realcawthorn]

Our Founding Fathers wouldn't recognize the America we live in today.

They would be horrified, and rightfully so.