Soup

nothing i tweet is serious!

[bee🌻 @maki_roII]

“fifteen likes isn’t a lot” but imagine a sixteenth student, lying hidden somewhere under this school, the one they call the ultimate despair, watch out for her

[loogi @spaceland07]

RUMOR: A Nintendo Direct scheduled for next month to be delayed indefinitely after Shigeru Miyamoto reportedly "reached the final stage of his metamorphosis," was seen expanding his newly grown wings during recording and flew off into the sunset elegantly.

(Source: TMZ)

[𝐍𝐚𝐚𝐫𝐢 *⁠.✧ @Naludenberg]

bisexual: soy bisexual

autista: soy autista

bisexual y autista: Has jugado Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair?

[Dark Meta Knight @ssbultmk]

Man I might actually cave and buy thi—WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS FREE?!

[charlotte 🍀🍔 @iheartclovers]

Men used to dedicate themselves to a waifu as if she were their actual wife now they just pick a handful of gals from each new gacha game that releases, calls each one of them "wife" and moves on the second that game isnt trendy anymore

The west has fallen

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

@Fluf70881569 @Samwashusa @the_transit_guy 9/11 happened because at the time there was a protocol to listen to whatever a hijacker demanded (in other words, let them hijack the plane). Nowadays protocol is to not under ANY circumstances allow anybody aside from authorized personnel into the cockpit.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[Rep. Gerry Connolly @GerryConnolly]

We passed a bill on Friday that included $18.8 billion for FEMA’s hurricane response.

Every Florida Republican, including Matt Gaetz, voted no.

[🌙Moonllita✨ @MoonllitaArt]

I save her from AI art 👍

[Gaijin Mommy @GaijinMommy]

So I’ve been playing with the line sticker making app and I just submitted these for approval but I srsly doubt I will get it. It was fun tho!

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

WHAT #SuperMarioRPG #NintendoSwitch

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

heheheheheeehehehe I got mother mother and cavetown tickets

[MAYVIE🌸 @kissinglesson]

i think were witnessing the origin story of lumpy space princess in real time

[🧠 @miffyhive]

What the hell is wrong with them

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

bro WHAT

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God' https://t.co/pZOOLgUSrX

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

lolllll imagine getting cancelled

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

bro.....

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

Fuck it. Just to get it off my chest: last year Chuggaconroy kept trying to get me to initiate erotic foot fetish roleplay with him while he also had a girlfriend. This included sending shoes to my house under the guise of a gift only to constantly ask for feet pics afterwards

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

@RunicDice_ nono I know I'm saying that it's normal for people to build tunnels that doesn't mean that they're like doing illegal shit down there

[Soup @Souper_Pie]

why is twitter being so full of conspiracies (antisemitic ones) this week it's worse than normal 😭