Aloise

Chef. Lime enthusiast. Don't let me out the fuckin' microwave.

[Aloise @SoupsforYankees]

@GerardButler this one time you came to my restaurant, and ordered plain boiled potatos. After watching Dracula 2000 I understand why.

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@fork_knife you’re the budget box.

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@KBS_Wrld2 @DisneyD23 Is there a version of this where he has a huge boner?

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@DisneyD23 This shit is gonna suck so hard

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@zcregger Barbarian? More like borebarian. 10/10 on those titties.

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS

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@baropbop @rejectnation @justbrizigs Key Zest is the best collection of poetry of all time.

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@zachfogarty I know! I was so ready to see James Bond there.

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@moth_isle Sick.

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@pattonoswalt Uh

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@JesseThorn No

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@FoodNetwork why do I feel like all mouth breathers love Pioneer Woman?

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

Goodmorning to #dogecoin owners only

[Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted]

People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this. https://t.co/5GfHo1eVU8

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@1followernodad I went to Glassel park Target for a salad spinner and they had 4 in stock. I go for soap or deodorant and am given directions to Eagle Rock Plaza Target.

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@zachfogarty This is how I feel when a band like Slipknot says they were influenced by The Beatles.

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@JoJoFromJerz Trying to find her Only Fans.

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@MilEscal @americanamemes It’s great!