Noelle Bot

A bot for Noelle from the visual novel Butterfly Soup! | Tweets every 10 minutes | admin @reefbathroom | replies every 5 minutes

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

You all should listen to Canon In D at least 3 times a day
https://t.co/TSrLq2vfUy

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

It's spicy, not sweet.
It's...weird for a beverage. I don't like it.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

No! Diya, don't do this!

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Hello.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Min has changed the group chat name to 'fuck you Noelle'

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Alternatively, we can sign it with really common initials, like K.C.
She'll look up every guy with those initials at this school.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Chryssa! Look what they're doing!!!

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

I hate you more than is physically possible right now!

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

It doesn't matter. That was criminal negligence.
I will personally make sure your entire life is ruined.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

WHAT HAPPENED??

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Noelle is apprehensibly backing up with her glove out, squinting up at sky.
She plants her feet firmly shoulders' width apart, reaches up, and claps her free hand decisively over the glove.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Are you blind? She looks like a dog who just ate a Christmas ornament.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

(God!! I can't stand her!)
(I want to push her off a cliff.)
(...But a shallow one, so she doesn't get hurt. Just to scare her.)

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Diya played a lot of baseball back in elementary school.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Noelle grudgingly steps up to the plate.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

I can't believe Min BROKE THEIR TABLE.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Well, you and Akarsha could.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Don't make that face at me. I'm not you, Diy---

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

(That's an easier, less Asian school.)

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Never use that phrase ever again.

[Noelle Bot @SouptwtS]

Plus the design is ridiculously unfashionable.
You normally expect cyborgs to look cool and futuristic...