D Bliz

do you guys like to party

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After 6 faithful years together, Spotify has the unmitigated gall to ask me if I've heard of playlists.

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Hello @visitmaine please consider me for your next ad campaign

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@katstkat @CassieGrimaldi Fecal crimes are considered especially heinous

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A Groundhog Day horror sequel where every day is new and different, his choices have consequences, and he slowly gets older.

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The DJ ended the Cha Cha Slide too early so I've been clap clap clapping my hands for 13 years. Please DJ Party Petey Weddings & Events if you see this you're the only one that can end it.

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I will avoid the dentist at all costs out of gag phobia but I am a total and complete throat slut for these cheetos

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The others musics are nothings 👍🏻 Italian music is the best.

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Trojan Exec: What can we do to enhance female pleasure with our product?

Frog who snuck in: Ribbit.

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I'm starting to think Hamilton was staged. There's no way they could come up with all of that on the spot.

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Wait how old are my bananas

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Do you think cats are always pissed because all they can say is meow? I'd be so cheesed off if I could only say meow.

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No, Daft Punk! We've come too far to give up who we are!

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What, so Millenials are no longer awesomesauce?

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The Atlantic Ocean has technically been tea since December 16, 1773.

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My therapist and I have pinpointed my anxiety's origin to that girl's face when the door opened in The Ring.

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Board: Okay, let's hear it.

Writer: Right... sorry?

Board: The jingle. You know it's due today, right?

Writer: Of course, DUH. Um... Liberty Liberty Liberty

Board:

Writer: ...Liberty

Board: Holy shit

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Are you ever scrolling through Tik Tok while pooping and then it's time to wipe and wash your hands so it just loops on one and now you're wiping and it's m to the b to the m to the b to the m to the

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What do you guys do with your extra ketchup water? Mine goes in my morning joe ☕

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It's my 8 year anniversary of moving to New York City. I have neither learned nor accomplished anything, but on the bright side I fold my pizza and boy is DeBlasio a real piece of work.