Sean Francis

Jays, Flames, Seahawks and anything Beer League. Oh, and Tool. Tool Effing Tool.

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@CoachStone21 So will San Fran's

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@dickfain The sooner you realize that all fan bases are awful the sooner you wont post laughable garbage like this. The Mariners fan base was just as awful and embarrassing online after Game 5 of the ALCS.

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Bo Bichette just hit a three-run shot off the Flight Deck in centre field. 442 feet.

A career-defining moment for Bichette. Wow. Shohei Ohtani is walking off the mound.

#BlueJays up, 3-0.

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@_bkuh_ Thinking about these guys right now

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@AndrewStoeten Would LOVE to see side by side footage

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@AaronLevine_ You're still an embarrassment to all amazing Mariners fans who I met this week in Seattle.

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@itlooksreal You're right. That 8 year old girl is such an idiot

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@CoachStone21 You always make BC women's earth shake, Stoney

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@Devin_Heroux YES DEVIN

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@ACPiggins @adamrank

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Well, next Tuesday is Halloween.

Or, as evil old people know it, "Razor Apple Day."

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

In 2020, Aaron Judge's girlfriend (now wife), Samantha Bracksieck, was arrested for extreme DUI in Arizona. Administered two breathalyzer tests at the police station, her readings of .169 and .181 were both far higher than Judge's 2024 World Series batting average of .133.

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

@JeffPassan

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

Wow, @MLB umpires can call fan inference on non-HR balls in the post season?

[Sean Francis @SoupySean21]

Buffalo has an airport?

[John Lang @billselvis]

Buffalo airport is packed with Bills fans heading to Seattle! #GoBills #BillsMafia

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

O.J. Simpson's lawyers say they don't want the families of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman in the courtroom during the trial.

They're afraid the presence of the family members will just remind O.J. of how much more killing he still has to do.

[Casual Diehard @casual_diehard]

SCARLETT: I don't have a Mets hat
JOST: Just wear any hat
SCARLETT: Wait I got it

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

In what is considered a remarkably short period of time, the head of the Federal Advisory Board, Doctor Peter Melman, has given speedy approval to a controversial new anti-obesity drug.

It should be noted, however, Doctor Melman's wife is a fat pig.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

This week, the F.D.A. gave final approval to a device that prevents heart attacks by blasting the heart with a powerful jolt of electricity.

If the device works, properly, you will NOT have a heart attack.

If it doesn't work properly, you will have a GIANT heart attack.