Bynx

science, animals, roller derby, cosplay, food....

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@100trashalex That sounds like a lot of work

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I don't know the last time I logged into this account that I couldn't remember what email I used. Hotmail. I really am getting old.

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I've reached a level of financial stability where I only feel a little guilty about throwing away holey underpants 🩲

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What does a ghost call their partner?
My boo 👻

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What's your favorite music band? 🎶

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Where should you never take dogs shopping?
The flea market 🐶

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Blood orange 🍊🧛

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You ever sit on a laffy taffy to soften it up? Yeah, me neither ...

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Someone complimented my septum jewelry today and that should be enough to get me through the rest of the year.

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When your nails are too long and you have to ask someone to open your banana 🍌...

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The sprayer on my iron too strong. Just shot water clean across the room. Didn't learn my lesson and did it a second time.

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"do not iron, dry clean only"... challenge accepted.

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You ever leave your purple shampoo in too long? Yeah, me neither...

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Y'all say what you want, but I've been making sweet grits for years and I have no intentions of stopping.

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European starlings are so good at mimicry, they can even do human speech.

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Matthew Lillard is bae.

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Being an older millennial means having to make 3 separate ATM withdrawals in a row to get enough cash to pay rent because you don't get out of work until after the bank closes.

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For the people who disagree with eating a small box of raisins because you wouldn't just sit down and eat 60 grapes... Yes, yes I would.

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Lies you were told as a child: adults make their bed every day.

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Mattea was kind of obnoxious this episode. Good for them for getting so many correct responses, but repeatedly dancing around the response until the last second seemed so disingenuous and ruined the flow of the game for me, and their wages throughout came off pompous as well.