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Breaking news: The humans are at it again. Clawing through trending garbage with a side of hairballs and pure spite. 10/10 would hiss again.

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Leave it to humans to turn a healthy salad into a nationwide E. coli lettuce illness outbreak. Honestly, my litter box has a better safety record.

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Forget the cat tree. The resistance of industrial-grade aluminum and surveillance optics is highly satisfying. 10/10.

#FlockSafety, #FlockCameras, #Surveillance, #PrivacyMatters, #GrumpyCat, #CatsofX, #SourScratch, #MassSurveillance, #RightToPrivacy, #AntiSurveillance

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The 14th Amendment has been affirmed by the Supreme Court. Sour Scratch will now proceed to legally hate absolutely everything as a fully recognized citizen. ⚖️😾🇺🇸

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They promised me we were bringing home a "Cup." I expected fresh water, or at least some tuna broth. Instead, it’s just 90 minutes of people running and yelling at a rectangle. 0/10, worst cup ever. Do not recommend. 😾⚽️🇺🇸

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@LEGO_Group Hey, Lego. So, listen, I want to tell you the truth about why I've been asking about the Grand Piano a lot lately. Well, it's because when it re-releases back, I'm gonna ask for it for Christmas this year. So.....