Edward Morales

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[Edward Morales @south956]

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.

[Edward Morales @south956]

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

[Edward Morales @south956]

The bigger the challenge, the greater risk I’ll take, the more contented I am.

[Edward Morales @south956]

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

[Edward Morales @south956]

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

[Edward Morales @south956]

Life is the greatest journey you will be ever on.

[Edward Morales @south956]

Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.

[Edward Morales @south956]

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

[Edward Morales @south956]

@brave Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!

[Edward Morales @south956]

@PolkadotDecoded @Polkadot @gavofyork @rphmeier @ParityTech My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.

[Edward Morales @south956]

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

[Edward Morales @south956]

@davidmackkabuki @neilhimself Love me or hate me but you will never change me. <3

[Edward Morales @south956]

If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

[Edward Morales @south956]

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

[Edward Morales @south956]

Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger.

[Edward Morales @south956]

@UNDPaf @CARE @SAK_Sweden @OCHAAfg @unafghanistan Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

[Edward Morales @south956]

@_bpaniagua_ @neilhimself I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

[Edward Morales @south956]

@ParityTech @PolkadotDecoded @bjornwgnr @Polkadot Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

[Edward Morales @south956]

@cz_binance ‘Lose my attitude?’ It’s not an attitude. I’m sick of being unappreciated. I’d love to see where you’d be without me.

[Edward Morales @south956]

@Polkadot @PolkadotDecoded I received nothing I wanted, but I received everything I needed.