TheLifeWeLive

Guide to the Sad, Dirty Truth 😑

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@Vegas @HardRockHotelLV Let's make some bad decisions! 🙌🏼

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Shouldn't you be more concerned about people bringing weapons on board as opposed to bringing cameltoes on board? 🙄
https://t.co/R9oddUWJBA

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@michael_parisi @jlambertcoach Christ Lambert! You look like my Godfather 😳🙄

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*goes to pee*
328 memes and an hour later on Instagram

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When every guy you know is going to Vegas when you are

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@Vegas where are my hosts??? I'm counting down to March 30th

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I love how hotels charge you double for smoking in the room but you can literally jizz on anything you want and there's no charge

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We had the best Sunday Funday yesterday with #thegroomscrew and @bretteldredge #goodvibes #Nashville

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Reasons to drink wine:
It's Friday
I'm an adult
I'm thirsty
Because I said so

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@BCarperVol4Life bahahaha!

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Hey heartbreak!
I'm breaking up with you ✌🏼
#movinon #lessononleavin #rightsideoffreedom #ifyourehappyandyouknowit 👏🏼

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When he forgets how to text back:
That's fine. I'll forget how to give head 🤷🏼‍♀️

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My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the road

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Me: I'm just gonna chill and be productive this weekend
Inner me: vodka and fuck up your life

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Fun prank:
Make everyone think you're an alcoholic by drinking every day 😜

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@joejitsue98 dawwweee thanks 😊

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@MashUpRyan why yes of course Godfather... To welcome baby #2! ❤️

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TBT Jams 🎶. 😎
Big Poppa - Notorious B.I.G.
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
All That She Wants - Ace of Base
Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac

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Happy happy birthday @MashUpRyan! Hope you have a fabulous day! Miss and love ya! 🎉🍾❌⭕️