El Flaco Negro

#Sigma #Fall2K11. Chicago born & raised. I say what I feel...eff ya feelings

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

I still salute the screen for that slap. Her character deserved all 5 fingers. 🤣

[Liquid @liquidspawn02]

She's cheating on her husband and had the gut to call him a failure.

She got what she deserved.

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

C-Murder.

The rest of em earned their spot

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

WHO ARE YALL FREEING TO GIVE ANOTHER FRESH START?

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

🤣🤣🤣

Dad gotta shake it off for a bit. He’ll feel better in about an hour or so 🤣

[Gracify @Oreofe__Femi]

He took his parents to a chiropractor just to see how they’d react.

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

The man’s a damn genius. Gotta respect it 🫡

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

he’s deeeeeeep in the game

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

ABSOLUTELY NO ONE asked for this. I think we’ll keep calling it by its name: Lake Ontario.

Release those files though, since you’re in an “immediately” type of mood ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

I, um….I don’t think he wants you like that. He knows who you are and who you’re connected to. He’s not stupid. And you need to stop being so damned THIRSTY. Go drink some water or take a cold shower

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q6. My friend Kim has kids with Meechie, a local DJ. They’ve been on and off for years, but he’s MY person. He really is my soul mate. He's effortlessly sexy; when he’s working, the music transforms him; his eyes light up, and it feels like he's playing music only for me. I've subscribed to all his platforms. I've bought him drinks. I've attended his live events. and I get VIP because I'm Kim's friend. At the last event, I overheard a patron pay him to DJ the after-hotel party and I invited myself. Kim went home. At the hotel Meechie smiled at me and I nearly fainted. I told him we need to spend time together. He said, "Nah, you messy.” I took my shirt off and danced with two guys at the party in front of his DJ booth. He watched me. The party ended and I was between two men dancing right in front of him. Meechie walked toward me and asked “Wanna share an Uber?” I said yes. We get outside and he puts ME in the uber: “You need to watch your surroundings better.” Then he went back into the party. I think he wants me. I think he got jealous when I danced with those men. What to do next to make him come to me? At this point, I don’t care if Kim finds out. Advice. #SBCCHAT

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

Nah shorty, he don’t like you like that. You want him but he ain’t even speaking up for you. You can do better than that. Sounds like he want his ex anyway

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q5. My boyfriend’s mother keeps disrespecting me—and inviting his ex-girlfriend to their family functions. Last time she introduced his ex as, “The daughter-in-law I wished I had.” I was sitting a few inches away when she said that. My boyfriend doesn’t stand up for me, so I chose to stand up for myself. His mother said at my graduation party,(that she CRASHED) “You’re too smart to be a rebound. Do better. Love yourself.” I grabbed a handful of cake and smooshed it in her face. A candle poked her in the face and I was changed with assault. My boyfriend took his mother’s side; he told me to apologize. I’m fighting to stay out of jail and the ex is at his house helping his mother heal. I see where this is headed. What to do? I don’t want to lose him because of his mother. Help. #SBCCHAT

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

Might have to love em from afar. Clearly your girl ain’t feeling you like you think.

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q4. I was incarcerated for something I did, but my lawyer got the charges dismissed (but God!) I was away for four months. I returned and my children treat me differently. My girl too; everyone is grinning in Uncle Jorie's face, and in little ways, he's inserted himself into my family. I didn't know he was staying there overnights. I told him since I'm home, he needs to find somewhere ELSE to lay his head. My girl says he's been a big help babysitting and paying on the bills and she likes the arrangement. I DEMANDED that he leave my crib. I was pissed so I visited a married female friend for a few hours (we probably made a baby to be honest) and I fully expected  Uncle Jorie to be gone when I returned. My things were on the curb. I broke in and as soon as I got my face in the door Uncle Jorie sucker-punched me. I'm on the Ring camera laid out on the porch like a pile of rags. He took my family. THEY disrespected my home. What can I take from them that will hurt them like they hurt me? This is crazy work. #SBCCHAT

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

Naaaahhhh, this might be the kick in the ass you need. You are a fraud in some respects. Create your own shit. Get off your ass. You did it to yourself.

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q3. I'm a talented art director and sometimes I copy other artists’ work. I've been looking for a steady gig for years. My wife has been working her contacts and getting interviews for me. Most times I don't go, or I blow it off because I'd rather do other things. I’d rather do anything other than work in an office; I was born to be outside and live off the land. Maybe lay out on the beach and eat grapes while women take care of me. Anyway she made me show my art concepts to her uncle who was in publishing. I threw pics of some local mural projects and an ad campaign together and showed up for my interview. I had no idea the art work I stole was something HE created years ago. He called my wife in front of me and called me a fraud. She's divorcing me and I don't know how to stop it. I can't live in this town without her funds. Advice. #SBCCHAT

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

I mean, you bought him a motorcycle and his wife wouldn’t. Why wouldn’t he come around?

But you gave him what he wanted. He used you up, now he’s back home with his spouse and you looking like K. Hart

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q2. He refuses to have s3x with me after I bought him a motorcycle. He says he can’t perform because he fell down three steps and his lower body feels dead since he's scooting around in his new wheelchair. (That his doctor said he didn't need.) So he bought a wheelchair online. I watched him scoot his Amazon-bought wheelchair next to his motorcycle, stand up, climb on the bike and drive off. I put a camera in the basement (where he plays his video games) and he's back with his wife. They plot to meet up and do freaky things and he said "hooking up with Mona (me) is the worst decision I ever made." If he wasn't leaving his wife for real, why come to my house? Why get a whole wheelchair to avoid having s3x with me? Once upon a time, he loved me. I don't know what to do to win him back. Advice. #SBCCHAT

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

The lesson here is really simple: if you’re married but also feel the need to have a “girlfriend” at the same time, then YOU SHOULD NOT BE MARRIED. End one situation first before you jump into another. See also: “the 80/20 rule”

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q1. I'm a good Black man who loves Black women. I am a father, and a community leader. I keep my word. I told my girlfriend that I was leaving my wife and I DID. I set up a condo for us, and began rebuilding my life around her. I come home from work and she's giving sloppy top to another n!g that lives in the building. I can't erase that visual from my mind. I have lost all trust in women. I put her out. She refuses to go. Her: “NOBODY told yo old ass to leave yo wife.” I want my wife back, but she's not ready to forgive me right now. I'm a good man who made a bad mistake. How do I get back home to my wife--and son? Advice. #SBCCHAT

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

Claude Hammercy she still IS fine 🙌🏾

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Reagan Gomez! at 46🥰still fine as she was in those Parent Hood days

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Bruh 😭😭😭

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

“You know how they tell you ‘never say never’? Well, I’m saying never!”

—Chris Rock

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

Why, yes!

Yes I AM “Wendy’s sunroom old”.

Why do you ask?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

You’re old

But are you @Wendys sunroom old?

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

These youngins never cease to come up with new and innovative ways to tell on themselves.

Then when they’re arrested, they have the gall to wonder out loud how they got caught. They ought to be in school some damn where

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

@justatmethen That’s what happened to my wife; her friend at the time texted her at 5 am talmbout she had a dream about my wife being pregnant. And my wife took the test.

Then woke me up waving the test stick in my face 🤣. I don’t like that game either

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

This pseudo-clout chasing shit has got to stop

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Pop singer Aaliyah, her entourage, and several hundred pounds of equipment board a Cessna 402 airplane to go film music videos in The Bahamas.

They will return tomorrow evening.

[El Flaco Negro @SouthSideSigma]

Buddy smoking some premium drugs. Bar for bar, Black Thought would absolutely cook Fab. Jadakiss could make it a fairer fight, but we ARE NOT gonna disrespect 3 Stacks OR Thought. It isn’t trendy, it’s overdue recognition

[CHILLING WITH MONIE🌹 @CWMonieHQ]

Radio podcaster dismisses Rapsody’s Top 5, claiming people rank Andre 3000 and Black Thought high over the likes of Jadakiss and Fabolous because it’s “trendy”.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

Planet Fitness needs to ban you NOW! 😡😡😡