SOUTH SIDE KiDz

the hood rat problems of south side kids in chicago.

[Typical Southsider @TypicalSouthChi]

It only takes 3 degrees of separation for all of Mt. Greenwood to be eskimo brothers

[Typical Southsider @TypicalSouthChi]

Southsider DNA based on consumption:
3% Portillos
3% Mexican
6% Water
8% Coffee
10% Hot dogs
15% Tobacco
20% Pizza
35% Alcohol

[Typical Southsider @TypicalSouthChi]

You know you grew up southside when:

#5- Grade school rivalry battles were the purest form of hatred you'll ever experience

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

You think it- we say it. No shame. #southsideproblems #wereback

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Buona Beef is lit- but where did all these black folk come from? #southsideproblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Janson's came back with a vengeance considering their prices. Well worth it though. #chicagoeats

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

You're from the suburbs,not Chicago. #southsideproblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

RT if your parents have gotten you out of some kind of trouble simply bc they're on the CPD.

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Who's going to be one of those teens next weekend? #lolla #southsideproblems https://t.co/3A1YPhVsn6

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Lurie Children's Hospital preparing for annual influx of drunken teenagers from Lollapalooza https://t.co/n4dbW5ZJCA

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Chicks who wear workout clothes, but don't even workout #southsideproblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Hungover on a Thursday #southsideproblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Wait, Western Avenue is starting to step up, now we have HTH and Barneys.. It's like putting lipstick on a pig.

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

What are you doing for parade day? Tell us! #southsideproblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

.... And as soon as the nice weather hits they all come out! Where the fuck ? #southsideprpblems #niggers

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Can't standddd all these nigggers on western! Wide nose breathing all the white man's air! #southsideprpblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

If your last name starts with o' you're fuckin south side bro and everyone wants your dick!...just kidding #southsideprpblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

"You think you're south side brah?!" "My last names Murphy bro" #southsideproblems

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

@MINT_Softball https://t.co/2Qm14OZWUH

[Typical Southsider @TypicalSouthChi]

Having a team softball Twitter account

[SOUTH SIDE KiDz @South_SideProbz]

Took a chick home from Brew Bakers #southsideproblems

[Ashley @Wipe_My_Butler]

Jackie Robinson deserved that