SouthernBanquet

Southern Banquet Catering Co. We cater weddings, parties, special events, you name it. #LaborofLove #SouthernCooking #catering #Eatyourheartout

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@Elifbenad Iva

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@deanmillermusic What the hell

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@MelonieMac You’re fucking disgusting

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@AngelMD1103 *also not a shoreline…it’s a bank

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@AngelMD1103 Pond

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@fs_gossips She’s incredible

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Largest living pigeon species receives royal welcome at the Nashville Zoo https://t.co/0rU7gvLzUD

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@WSMV They should be fired

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@KlenderJoey @TonyDungy Anyone responsible for sidelining Derrick Henry in the 4th quarter after Lamar was hurt needs to go.

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@deanmillermusic 😆 untrue, but hilarious

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@deanmillermusic I guess it’s time for that porn career

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🚨 WOMAN REVIEWS A HUMAN BABY LIKE IT’S A DEFECTIVE AMAZON PURCHASE

“This is my fourth model.”

Arrived early. Bigger than expected. “Lots of hair.”
Unboxing was “chaotic” and “a little painful.”

Craftsmanship? “Truly amazing.”
Performance? “Some weird glitches.”

“It randomly shuts down during the day.”
“At night it just alarms all night - no off switch.”
“It leaks a lot and stains your clothes.”
“No manual… we’re really just going based on vibes.”

Runs exclusively on milk - “anything else would break it.”
Accessories? “That’s where they get you.”
Shipping time: nine months.

Despite everything…
She still gives it 5 out of 5 stars
Still says she’d “highly recommend”
Then casually shows an "older model" that now runs on “berries and chicken nuggets.”

Is this the most unhinged product review ever recorded… or the most accurate description of parenthood the internet has ever seen?

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@NFL_DovKleiman Absolute Cretin

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@TheBabylonBee What bullshit

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Nothing beats the holiday rage of a weekend Target shopper looking for parking.

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@miller16241 @FoxNews Close…they are a step up from white men

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@deanmillermusic Is it a tongue twister?

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@amooh001 Progress

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@FOXNashville @foxnashville you’ve misidentified the man. Allan Williams is on the right!