Just realized I can get away with drinking before 4pm in Europe, and all I have to do is blame it on my internal clock. Baby it’s 3am back in the motherland I should be absolutely housing a Doritos locos taco right now so hand me that fucking aperol spritz
Gentleman of the BV: do you like when you receive a drunk call or message from a lady? (plz be respectful bc if not I will literally never show my face again!!!!!!!!!)
Did you know when you drunk call at 3am in Europe, it’s actually 8pm back in the mainland bc I CERTAINLY DIDNT. sorry to any individuals I disturbed with my tomfoolery. I’m just trying to navigate this journey we call life.
Was on an international flight when #MaryKateGate imploded. felt like when you miss one day of elementary school and you find out Beyoncé performed in the lunchroom