Kim Foster

Writer. Not moonlight & magnolias, not Daisy Duke, not hardscrabble white trash. I’m from the OTHER South. The one with the normal people. #writingcommunity

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

Hey remember that episode of @GordonRamsay 's show where dinner service went surprisingly well and he was really quite pleased with the skill and efficiency of the chefs?

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@riverawritesYA Been there. I met several agents at a conference; we had sent them samples to read. My favorite one said, "YOU are the reason I came instead of sending my assistant. Send me your ms, I want an exclusive." I was practically spending my advance money. Until she rejected me.

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

I don't see how anybody has the nerve to make fun of (American) Southern accents when there are Australians in existence. They take a simple word like "No" and go Na-ew-ll--gh--gurgle-hh....

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@GailVazOxlade I wish I could talk to you about my relationship with $. I'm the anti-Princess. Bills paid, credit score 👍but to keep that up, I do/buy almost nothing. I'm not young! I'll die with a drawer full of holey underwear and a great credit rating. Yay. 😕

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

If you like what it says, you can BUY IT, it's only $5.98 for a 100 pg journal/notebook! https://t.co/h0mJl8ib9I

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@bradbatt It makes my blood pressure spike just to watch a few minutes of that.

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@atlantawritersclub Southern writers need these! 🙃
https://t.co/k7fT0chrQH

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@byMorganWright It's not like they get better in person. 😄

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

Um, excuse me, @GoldPeak? I’d like to report a haunted tea jug. 😬

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@jtrebach I have fears of what I might say under anesthesia. Do medical professionals ever ask doped up patients questions to see what they'll say?

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@JBoucherWrites I couldn't have been over about 2 and it's just a brief flash. I only know I was so little because (even tho you said you don't need the memory) someone fell while carrying me.

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

OK my Southern peeps...if you are SO DONE with being poked at about your beautiful accent, check out my journals! Link to author page to find all: https://t.co/jHMoz6D3r0
#southernwriters #southernhospitality #WritingCommunity #amwriting

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@Emma_Writer_ You need one of those shower notes thingies. And as to the why, it has to do with ions. We literally do think better near water.

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

I Might Say Y'all But at Least I Know the Difference Between "Your" and "You're" Journal: 7.5 x 9.25 100... https://t.co/XnDoUbb6sm. #writingcommunity #southernhospitality

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

To Follow Is A Comprehensive List of Instances When "Y'all" May Be Used in the Singular: Never: Journal,... https://t.co/7sAC76gnho

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

I Might Say Y'all But at Least I Know the Difference Between "Your" and "You're" Journal: 7.5 x 9.25 100... https://t.co/XnDoUbb6sm. #writingcommunity #southernhospitality

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

Before You Ridicule My Southern Accent Journal: 100 Lined Pages Notebook 7.5 x 9.25 Southern Gift #1 https://t.co/QN2suI9Wxd.

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@BeingGayle Why on earth would you do that? 🤔

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

@DebbiesStories Restaurant booths usually have barriers between them now, and I love that.

[Kim Foster @SouthernLitFic]

Um, excuse me, @GoldPeak? I’d like to report a haunted tea jug. 😬