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Not now arctic penguin

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Recent internet search - "hashtags to find single men"

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"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries" - me after the vs show

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Can I hide until February 15th?

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I am thankful for yoga pants.

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Just searched for "the notebook" on Pinterest, and now I hate my life. #WhereIsRyanGosling

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There are more dead animals on tinder than there are attractive guys.

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To all the girls I've ever met in a bar bathroom: sorry we never got brunch like we promised.

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With all of the engagements on Facebook, I take comfort when some of the diamonds are small. 🔎💍🔍

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1st Date Tip: take a pic w/ Santa together. Mail it out captioned "Our 1st Christmas". Spend the next year wondering why he disappeared.

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Freedom isn't free 🇺🇸 #VeteransDay

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Raise your hand if you have no idea what you are doing 🙋

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Holding off my "moral hangover" with Sunday funday.

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You had me at "deep fried".

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Justin Timberlake is going to be a dad, and now I'm sad.

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It's October 3rd.

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"Wanna be a Wife" Wednesdays!

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Everyone knows BC stands for before curling irons. It was a very sad flat hair time, we don't speak about it.

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You should follow me on twitter. Follow me on home. Stay forever and start a family with me.

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Walking down the aisle on Saturday! The frozen food aisle.