Rip Wheeler (parody)

I manage the Yellowstone and drive folks to the train station when needed. Oh and part time trader in small caps and option plays! Not financial advice!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@harryjsisson My 7 year old daughter could whoop his ass!!!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@DjOmegaMVP Except he worded it as a question, not a statement of fact! Nice try, cry harder!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@its_Lexieroy A vagina!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@_sn_n Sounds like a giant YOU problem!!!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@harryjsisson Change your tampon little girl!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@harryjsisson Can you get any more retarded? Jesus you are a waste of oxygen! Your mom should’ve swallowed instead!!!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@AOC Worst sport ever!! So boring to watch these overpaid giants attempt 3-pointers and flop on the floor the entire game!!! I would take a nap there too!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@BuddySpilloff @elonmusk

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@theliamnissan That shows you that anyone with a properly functioning brain has already moved out of that shithole…

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@MAGACult2 Shit, I might just follow you now just to read your retarded posts so I can have a good laugh!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@JamieBonkiewicz Ronald Regan, Arnold Schwarzenegger… Just two of many that have been great for politics! Fuck, Bluey would make a better mayor than that cunt Karen Bass!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@Jake_Republic Are you stupid, or just dumb? Last number I saw he was behind by only 20,000 votes!!! How the fuck is 20k “overwhelming” in a city of 3+ million people?!?

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@TheRickyDavila Who the fuck are you that anyone should give 2 damns about what you think???

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@RevRayCistman Racist piece of shit!!!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@KayeSteinsapir This aged perfectly!!!!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@listen2tish Why is everything about fucking race? It’s 2026 for fucks sake!!!! No one gives a shit about color of skin anymore. It’s about character, ideas, policies, ethics and so on… Get the fuck over this shit!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@joerussotweets Do you feel better now little guy?

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@Itx_judith Law Enforcement of any kind is not allowed within so many feet of a polling place. At least this is the rule in Florida! Stop trying to create fear/panic!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@Babywwir No… Hell No… Fuck No!!! That cunt has no business even discussing anything political!

[Rip Wheeler (parody) @SouthernTrader5]

@JamieMetzl Heavy flow day?