Professor Anthony Kalamut

Professor/Chief Enthusiasm Officer Creative Advertising Toronto... proudest being a dad. #CancerWarrior VIEWS/OPINIONS ARE MY OWN RT≠Endorsement

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

Ask. Talk. Share. Assist.

#MentalHealthAwareness #MentalHealth #CABNation

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[Seneca Polytechnic @SenecaPoly]

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[Tara Dublin, Rock Star Author & Political Savant @taradublinrocks]

Nancy Mace is insane @RepNancyMace

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

@jmitchem Amazing! Bionic man is real and living amongst us.

Glad to see you're up and beyond about.

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

@Schwartzie14 😢😲🙄

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

@Schwartzie14 …and Jessica Simpson!

Then again, she thought buffalos had wings.

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

@dabitch So happy looking. I love pareidolia.

Did you know when you see an object that has two circles stacked above a line, a neurological area called the fusiform gyrus lights up—the same exact part of the brain used to process real human faces.

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

@jmitchem Awesome

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

LET’S GO KNICKS

[🪴Laurie @Laurieluvsmolly]

@Acyn This lying and violent douche bag filed a claim for $35 MILLION of our tax dollars.

[Impeach Trump a 3rd Time! @Christo12919382]

@Acyn No Tuberville: YOU STFU!!

[SilenceBeDamned🇺🇸🦅 @SilenceDamned]

@lawler4ny Congressman Lawler, with all due respect—stop dodging the damn question.
We are not talking about Biden. We are not talking about Hillary. We are not talking about Hunter’s laptop or any other tired deflection.
The question is crystal clear: How do you explain to your constituents a sweetheart settlement that shields the Trump family from IRS audits on their documents? Straight up. No spin.
This is exactly why Americans are fed up with both sides of the swamp. When it’s your guy in the crosshairs, suddenly every Republican finds a reason to look the other way and scream ‘But Biden!’
Accountability isn’t a partisan light switch you flip on when it’s convenient. If this settlement stinks—and it sure looks like it does—then call it out. Defend it with facts. But don’t you dare insult the intelligence of your constituents by changing the subject to the last guy.
We’re watching. The American people are watching. And next time someone asks you a direct question about this administration, have the spine to answer it without hiding behind yesterday’s news.
No more whataboutism. No more excuses. Answer the question.

[Impeach Trump a 3rd Time! @Christo12919382]

@atrupar STFU!!!!

[Stan R. Mitchell @StanRMitchell]

If this kind of video is already circulating in May, the campaign ads heading into November are going to be absolutely brutal.

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

https://t.co/vYjKS4FrLW

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

@ShawnBaker6790 @bcsuka15 @Suzierizzo1 Seriously Shawn the same response for calling you out on abusive language. You must be either a bot or a major league idiot. #BeBetter #BeBest

[John Long @janthonylong]

This is actually a really profound statement.

Works for advertising, too.

Data only gets you so far.

[Legion-Anonymous Operations @IAmAnonLegion]

The #Anonymous #NAFO activist hybrid called #SmokeFleet by @theliamnissan has been in top trending charts for 14 days now despite heavy suppression. We now also have found that @elonmusk owned systems are trained with 1st amendment suppression bias against Anonymous.
#Legion

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Something All Must Witness To Believe
For those of you itching to see Puddles the Clown combine The Who’s “Pinball Wizard” with Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues,” this is for you.
Enjoy. Or hate. It’s a free country.
Well, relatively, anyway.

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

Sadly we are here now… and sad to report there’s another 973 days left. 🙄

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Abraham Lincoln got shot in the head and still managed to keep the country together. Franklin Roosevelt ran the entire Second World War from a wheelchair. Eisenhower defeated Hitler and then, just to stay busy, built 48,000 miles of motorway. Kennedy looked at the moon, said “we’ll have that,” and inside a decade they did. Reagan stared down the Soviet Union until it simply gave up and went home.

Two hundred and fifty years. Forty-six men. Men who stormed beaches, split atoms, faced down nuclear annihilation over breakfast and then filed sensible paperwork about it afterward.

And then, after all of that, the entire accumulated weight of American history, the most consequential democratic experiment the world has ever seen, produced this.

A television review.

No Mars landing. No cure for cancer. No Soviet empire dissolved before lunch. Just a man in the White House, in the year 2026, informing the internet that a CBS chat show host had no talent.

That is what 250 years of American greatness built. America should be deeply, permanently ashamed of itself.

If you like what you read, follow Gandalv on Substack:

https://t.co/M6CNAnz656

[Professor Anthony Kalamut @SouthsideAdguy]

@janthonylong OOH used as a PSA for getting your eyes checked… #AdFail

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New video shows a message in chalk outside of Stephen Colbert's final show as CBS washes it away:

"Thank you Stephen, and fuck you CBS and Donald Trump."