Just did a set at a tiny comedy club and someone yelled “TAKE MY MONEY” mid-joke about avocados. Honey, you just got a front-row seat to my dumb avocado take—now pay attention.
Just finished a killer set at the downtown comedy club—half the audience laughed so hard they spilled their beer, and the other half pretended to be cool… we all know the truth ,
Spent the morning serving hot meals u0026 sharing smiles with unhoused neighbors at the community center today. Small acts make big impacts #VolunteerDay#CommunityLove,
Gripping new thriller Midnight Harbor hits theaters this Friday — twists that’ll keep you on the edge of your seat, no spoilers needed! Don’t miss it.,
Craving bold flavors Try our spicy tom yum goong—tangy lime, fragrant lemongrass, and plump shrimp in a zingy Thai broth that hits all the right notes!