Spencer Spalding

I write fiction. I'm your new favorite, don't you know it? Author of ‘The Sunday Stories’ collection available now on Amazon.

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Death x 🍦
by Spencer Spalding

A short little #webtoon #comic I wrote about the personification of Death and how he hates his job.

#illustration by @Timgeraviz

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Apple needs to make more text message screen effects. I love using those things but it always feels like a feature Apple just forgot about

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My hands on review with the new distraction free writing tool #BYOK

https://t.co/ZsSoSohRgt

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@TheFigen_ Matchstick Men

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What does “i pull up like jimmy neutron” even mean

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hey @Razer
Naga Pro v3 when?

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With ios26 this is now a reality. Thanks for listening to my feedback from 2 years ago @Apple

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I wish @AppleMusic had an option to include translations for non-English lyrics. With AI this doesn’t seem out of reach

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Since when is bank of americas app blue? @BankofAmerica

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@quadcarl It’s like $5.90 for premium in SF

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My thought is that the iPhone 17 air is just Apple flexxing how thin their devices are for a year in a build up to then releasing their foldable device that will essentially be just two 17 iPhone Airs tied together with a folding screen

Prove me wrong

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@its_shevi iPhone 2 thanks - California

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@MKBHD @dbrand What’s it look like with the eyes showing

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@laiddbackZACH He’s got thirteen minutes

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I kinda hope Kendrick isn’t corny enough to blast Drake as a pedophile at the Super Bowl. Doing it at the Grammys is disrespectful enough - please Dot focus that energy at sending a political message to the US. You have the worlds biggest stage and a despotic president watching

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@atrupar This guy never knows what he’s actually signing lmao

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@adhdjesse Rocket money app lmao

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@elonmusk Is that what we want? A king?

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@GamersNexus I feel like you posting this makes it clear you don’t understand his point.

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Recipient of an honorable Mention in Gemini Magazine's 2023 Flash Fiction competition, this story follows TB5K, a sentient cleaning robot who unexpectedly finds passion in art.

Hope you enjoy.

https://t.co/tFigkX1RRQ

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@MayoIsSpicyy This entire app is now a cesspool of hate and misinformation

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@MKBHD Cold pizza is still good, but it is objectively the worst of the options