Jasmine🌺

An educator || Easy going individual || Good vibes all round

[Eko.Savage @eko_savage]

Abeg make una help
Me tag the producer of lion king, let’s make magic in Lagos style🙌🏾🙌🏾😂😂 @Disney @DisneyPlus @DisneyStudios @Peller089

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

"Your papa TV that year when current low"

😂😂😂

[Daniel @danielholkss]

"UK people are stingy"

Owned with my chest. Enshiere

Maybe na your papa I dey work for.

I go warehouse see as men dey hussle every night like machine. I did not show up the next day, one day and my beautiful toe nail is damaged forever but make i dey share money give like I don't have bills to pay.
Leave Nigeria na, relocate too and when you start working, start sending 1million to everyone that ask you for money.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
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1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Didn’t open comment section on the video, but I bet people were there excusing this misbehavior with “people grieve differently” and “allow her grieve the way she wants”

[David💭 @Atobajeundavid]

“Aww can your baby crawl yet” no but she bounces😂😂

[NurseMogbekeleoluwa @rachealray295]

Brooooo
My mum is a veterinary Quack
She’s giving her broilers Flagyl and Septrin
Victims can’t sue because we end up eating them

[EasYOfLagos ✨️ @easydigita]

If you haven't laugh today start here😂

[𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀 @Auntyadaa]

You no go off light keh😭😭

[Favour || The VA Girl 💕 @JacobFavour10]

Bro just died of embarrassment 😭

[JBRANDY @JbrandyOfficial]

Abeg where some have food but cannot eat house Dey ???

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[ADAORA @Simonloveth9]

They involved me yesterday…I nearly die😭

[Batife @Tife_wrld]

Ibadan micra drivers and bad mouth are 5 & 6. I was coming home from work & I wanted to take a cab from Iwo road. I politely asked the man, "how much?" he said #500. I said ahh kilode Otipoju The man said “shebi Pepsi niyen lowo ee, ragbado si komaa feserinlo.”😭💔

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

Nigerian dads come back from work, and the first thing they ask when they see everyone in the sitting room:

“Where is your mother?”

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

IsBeaU using his platform to call out ba d governance and saying no to ins£curity in a very creative manner !!! This is impressive man 👏

[SnrmanKiki @KikiowoAyorinde]

In Darey Art Alade's 'Pray for Me', did the boy who left the village for the city eventually make it? I need an answer abeg.

[Àníkẹ́ Olójú Edé 🐝 @aniky_bee]

Dear Isese People,

We know we've not respected you enough in the past but please do you have that type of Agemọ in Jagunjagun? Ẹ dẹ jor 😭😭

Just help us. 14 days and children are in the bush 🤦‍♀️

[Abu Mawadda wa Rahma (Twins) @47_clothings]

“Ma je kin ri owo e ni ibi eran yen”
Person wey I marry ni’su lo’ka.

Una sure say na me be the commander of this house so?

[MaziTundeEdnutfan @originalproflle]

“I am a member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG). We planned to hold a peaceful protest concerning the bandits, but unfortunately, Pastor Adeboye canceled it because Remi Tinubu is a member of the church…..”

— RCCG member exposes.