Boris Batkin

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

Ok my lovely followers who are very little, too little. I go to bed now. I have to go to court tomorrow to explain what happend in the bus.

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

Hello Paris. I have cat that is called Leningrad Hilton. She looks like you if you were a cat. I rub her too.
@ParisHilton @Oxygen

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

If you follow me, I let my monkey do the tweets!

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

Please follow me like I was Charles Sheen or Aniston Kutcher!

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

I have just bought me a monkey who will tweet when I´m sleeping or in jail because I touched myself on the bus.

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

Also I think the song "What do you mean rats don´t taste good. I put some salt on them too, you spoiled kid " would have been a hit!

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

I realized MC Hammer made a song of my father´s relationship with me and it´s now huge. You propaply hear about it. Can´t touch this?

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

If they made a movie of me my mother would be played by chewbacca when they shoot from back and jabba when they shoot from front.

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

I found my cat. It was hiding inside my mother´s hairy back. Also I found my PLЛYBфY-collection..

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

I pity Mr. Charles Sheen. I think he should make peace with Hollywood and then love with it´s ladies.

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

I am going to Peretshoja Fashion Show. Furhats are in this year and everything else from 1956.

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

@jesus you have too many followers. You must have only 12

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

@pedrog_ny @charliesheen send my some profits

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

@PerezHilton hi. You like my Russian postnuclear atomicstyle?

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

@KateK20 @alyssa_milano yeah, please. I do it all the time. I remember the time when I wasn't famous. I really do.

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

that is so insightful. If you made a t-shirt out of that, It would keep you warm! @pedrog_ny @charliesheen

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

@alexanicolexxx I look at you and I get a huge erection! What should I do?

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

I look at you and touch myself! Is it ok? @ciara @chrisbrown

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

I was yesterday a superwanker! @AskDrRuth

[Boris Batkin @SovietBoris]

dr Ruth. Does if I rub my balls, can I generate electricity and save the environment?@AskDrRuth