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[a @Sovn_]

https://t.co/PyxbYThlvS
Vote for her. She needs to make her own money.

[leci. @lecij_]

thank you for tweeting this. I enjoyed reading it so much.

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

i got bullied for seeming gay until bro found out i was actually gay so he apologized cause homophobia isn’t cool then said he’s bully me for being autistic instead but that i should let him know if i ever got a formal diagnosis so he could find something else

[★ bri ★ @WhoopyGushion]

“name a word that comes after pork”

“cupine.”

[V @ved1024]

I don’t post photos from recognizable places until after I’ve left. And please, don’t be like the asshole in my DMs swearing at me because he drove there and couldn’t track me down to buy me a drink two minutes after I posted.

It's not flattering. It’s weird, invasive, and creepy.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This will be used for reasons unrelated to this football team for a long time.

[Ṡäṛäḧ ḊïṪöċċö @coheedislove]

I got a card with $300 in it from an Aunt. Haven't seen her in yrs. I called her up to say thank you and ask what it was for and she said a late wedding gift.

Ive been divorced 8 yrs. LOL

Sick! Thank you

[hollander & haas advocacia @antialuno]

acho q minhas alunas do oitavo ano me shippam com o prof de artes
hj elas chegaram na sala bem assim "professora vc conhece o professor fulano????? vcs tem uma tatuagem muito parecida" com exatamente essa expressão aqui

[echo ⛅️ @echolocati0n]

im LOSING it

[jana 🇱🇧 @summervv1ne]

why are people hating shes right

[𝖻 ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖࣪ @monecaution_]

LMFOAOAOOOOOOO MELANIE IS SUCH A KI

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

woke moms coparenting with their chud ex-husbands are literally put through hell oml

[brandon* @brndxix]

because of obama in the grandiose year of 2026

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

My male coworker told me women shouldn’t be angry when men stare because “you can’t expect men not to notice attractive women.” I asked him if noticing something and staring at it were the same thing. He said yes. I asked if that meant I could stare at his bald spot for twenty minutes because I noticed it. He covered his head.

[baja blast freeze @bornskinnyzone]

girl we were there and you were 16

[Alyssa @aly_berry1]

When I was an intern on peds one of my residents told me that he noticed a big difference in the prevalence of rashes, etc in babies in Cuba (where he studied) and babies here. The difference, the Cubans don’t use disposable wipes. They wash their babies’ ass.
i.e. bathe dem!

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

"we knew something was wrong bc people were buying tickets" is funny idc

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“twin im finna sit right here and eat my food i ain’t gone bother you” -young man in chick fil a letting me know he not weird

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Yes short men get rejected because they’re short but so do tall women, fat people (esp women) non white ppl, poorer ppl, etc etc etc. I’m tired of people acting like short men face the worst dating discrimination

[ēdē @theidi_]

Thats more than most of America’s savings

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

Man, this story keeps getting better.