Jim Sowerby

Had a Twitter a/c that vanished, taking all the followers with it, when I got this Android that created this one without consulting me.

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@frankkolnacki Consider yourself lucky, unless you're a walking hardon.

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@Halia0__ 96

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@isaacrrr7 Dix.

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@Christo03770888 Yes. All I see now in the local shop are lunch box snack sized bars in different flavours. Not the same thing.

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@siyahsancakx No cling film ever melted around a hot chimney.

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@lunadreaamy 27

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Anything I want. Lifetime supply doesn't mean I can't have what I want when I want it.

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

lf u won a lifetime supply of the last thing u drank, what are you stuck drinking?! 🥤

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@nie_nhung We don't have the J Edgar Poover FBI here (and aren't complaining), but if we did, it's certain they couldn't fire cops.

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@andrewc44104127 Cetshwayo?

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@ironlady098 You're not plural of anything. Most likely a solitary shit stirrer.

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@PuzzleMindsa UK Fallow looks like that.

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@beyondB_DAG Wonder what it would have cost if Britain had done it the way the Americans later did?

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@EAGLELEAK1 Maybe a shotgun, but it seems you have to be 16 to get one of those.

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Anyone who wants ketchup to exist in the first place is a twat.

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@THFCSJP @OurCrazyWorldT @fullbloomlily Round these parts, duct tape's white all over.

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@OurCrazyWorldT @fullbloomlily That's duct tape, named for what it's used for, unlike Gaffer tape, named for those who use it. Got bugger all to do with measuring tape, which is in fact a flexible rule.

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@MasterMaliq We non Muslims have some bad bastards. We put them in jail. You could try the same. In the same way the undoubtedly innocent Gazan civilians who are now getting what for could have at least tried to get a grip on the arseholes who crossed the fence. But no, more tunnels.

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@_we_love_food That's about 59p here and I'd want wholemeal and Branston with it.

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@Updated_Jennie The Mouse That Roard. 1st film ever saw, tiny local cinema, small town, maybe the last ever showed (I forget - mid 1960s). Later, a convenience store. Word is there's still seats above the false ceiling in the circle. TV ruined it. May be demolished. Hope not - too much history.

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1. It doesn't.
2. That's it.
3. As you obviously know.
4. Since you imply the Q; 3/4 Viking, 1/4 Scots = one quiet but seriously stubborn bastard.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

If British identity depends on Anglo-Saxon ancestry, where does that leave everyone descended from Vikings, Normans, Romans and countless other arrivals?