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green and wild

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Getting the mf worm. First one in class #setthetone #conquer

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Funny how Lou Gehrig got Lou Gehrig's disease 🦠

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Pockets, fulled with sunshine #throwbackthursday

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George Floyd whatever happened there

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Walked through the schoolhouse and kids were playing Floyd vs Chauvin. The kids gonna be alright #theyouthisthefuture

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When it comes to splitting the G… less is always more

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For our female viewers (not confident we have any)
At what point in a friendship do you determine it’s time to comment on their posts that they are sexy and hot?

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@livewithnoregrt I think it’s like my heart or some shit

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Making my son go bar for bar with drake if he wants to stop at the McDonalds drive thru

[Robert “Nig” Niggemyer @RobertNMyer]

If your box taste like miller lite #bang my line

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@MichelleObama may I play outside after I finish my fruit?

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“Tucker if you say some disrespectful shit to me again today at recess ima slap the shit out you”

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“The messenger pigeon doesn’t deliver letters from touse to bouse”

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Chick left me on delivered for a week. I didn’t know showers lasted that long.

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Has there ever been an elephant in this room?

[priya @realmfpriya]

There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark

[cow @cowincrisis]

just licked a rock

[Isaac @DisclosureDay_]

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

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Just went mike's way in my pants isle 7 of the Walmart super center on dale mabry #cleanupislemypants

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@Tcone_ @nfr_podcast Trippin