Timmy Morton

if this is paradise... I wish I had a lawnmower.

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

Bill Belichick getting Mac Jones to a play off game should have alone put him on the ballot. #NEPats

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

@LiamTat7 @heatherellaxo lol. Also not sure who you are but thank you!!!

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

@tgt6617 @Updated_Jennie Zodiac as god damn amazing.

[Heather @heatherellaxo]

Positive nothing I see out of Boston during the Scots visit is AI

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

@Trump2024yeeaah @MWMA_IND @heatherellaxo This grammar doesn’t even make sense. I can’t get cross eyed enough to understand it.

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

@MWMA_IND @MThi_59 @heatherellaxo Cry cry cry.

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

Holyoke Mass family.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Age yourself by naming an NFL running back you grew up watching.

I'll start, Brian Westbrook.

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

@heatherellaxo @Savageboston Amazing!!

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

What. The. Fuck. Are. We. Doing.

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

🚨🇮🇱 Mossad and CIA could be “MERGING” FOREVER.

Section 622 of the Intelligence Authorization Bill will make it ILLEGAL to suspend intelligence sharing with Israel.

Senator Tim Cotton has officially proposed the law.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

If it’s “pineapple belongs on a pizza” yes

If it’s “burning children alive is worth it so Jews can have an ethnostate” then no

[Heather @heatherellaxo]

This is the most talent I’ve ever seen in one human outside of Tom Brady

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

There’s no way this is real. Just no way. Gotta be fake right?

[nylaWHO @nylawho1]

I’m actually crying this is so fkn funny

[LPC @landpalestine]

Jewish actor seth rogen says As a Jew I've been fed lies about Israel my whole life

“They never told me that Palestinians lived there. Israel is ridiculous, illogical, and based on ethnic cleansing and genocide”

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

This might be what finally takes him down.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football.

"This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

😬😬😬

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Heather @heatherellaxo]

@pwhlesbian “Who likely” so you’re just being outwardly ignorant? You can love your country and not your government at the same time princess

[Heather @heatherellaxo]

@savanah2j Well they qualified so they weren’t completely hopeless.

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

@heatherellaxo That guy sucks.

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

Just look at Mar-a-lago….

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

“We found 146,000 kids so far. Some of these kids claimed that they were raped over 600 times. I don't care who you are. If you can't stand for law enforcement to go find these kids, who are you?” @SecMullinDHS

[Timmy Morton @Sox0407]

@MagaGrunt1 The strait was OPEN before we fucked up….