the barista strangler

they need to put a lock on my screen time

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

“oh by the way she tested positive.”
“for covid?”
“no. a birth.”

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

“yeah free bean burrito? keep that to your fuckin self.”

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

whenever i go to the ups store i feel more suicidal than i ever have

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

save me popcorn dinner save me

[ysa @st4rryn1tee]

youre getting yourself into trouble mister

[hani @crucifynisis]

freak4freak yearn4yearn

[brooke @humanaturist]

my ex attempt at breaking no contact

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re not doing anything to me tomorrow but it feels like they are

[clairo's boy @clairogoon]

they’d fuck me uppp 😫😫

[⚭ gaby ✧ @bbatphone]

quite impressive that arctic monkeys is an indie rock band where 4/4 members are dating women their own age

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

this has happened twice from my highschool and i become true crime abt it every time

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

girl i know deleted all her wedding photos off her instagram #noticing

[dyl @dyllikethepickl]

what if ice cream was made with car parts instead of milk

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

@HageliTj i’m gonna try and see that this week too

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

#safespace - backrooms was kinda mid for all the hype it had

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

close friend recently started a conversation with “as you know, i’m wearing hats now”

[bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan]

saying “happy pride” to random straight men to make them paranoid all month

[the barista strangler @SoxCrox]

the beers keep finding me…

[H @fantomregret]

June is for binge drinking. Gay behavior. Laughing with friends. Looking sexy. Spending money. Being gay.

[nikita @poohthebear0]

not a single nonchalant bone in my body, I see the sky change color and I’m jumping like a fool