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Work 😤 💪🏼 until your bank account 💵looks like a phone number 🥇, on that grind ✊🏼😩 💯✌️

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People who wear fedoras cannot be trusted

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I married this man

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My boyfriend doesn’t like chips and at first I was like what the fuck is wrong with him BUT THEN I realized I literally never have to share my chips, I think I found my soulmate!!!!!

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Being a mom is just trying to prevent ur kid from killing themselves by doing stupid shit everyday

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Give your kids nightmares this Easter

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When I was younger I thought being in an airplane crash and stranded somewhere remote was actually going to be a problem I faced in my lifetime

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One time My teacher told me I was a pretty girl but had an ugly mouth and I was like awe you think I’m pretty

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Why does every girl on tiktok have adhd

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Just made a pot roast, feeling like Rachel Ray

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Petition to ban the word hubby

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No better feeling then when the Tylenol cold nighttime hits

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Being a mom is weird. I’m dead inside but also so full of joy

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When your Grandpa’s a realist

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Petition to make fedoras illegal

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Except Nebraska

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I’ll go anywhere with you

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I’ll go anywhere with you

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I miss vine

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Boys who have girlfriends that are trapped in MLMs - r u ok ?

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Why does it feel mandatory to drink when it’s sunny out

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Will probably take me 2 weeks to put it away. Stay tuned

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Just folded my laundry the same day I washed it. Feeling like I really have my life together