Rat Bastard

ᴹᵃˣ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴸᵒᵛᵉˡʸ
ᴸᵒᵛᵉˡʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴹᵃˣ

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Sick n on my period at the same time is evil work but at least it ain’t Halloween yet

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Am I excited to sell my hair for the sake of sayin I did or am I rly just over bein too thorough washin my scalp n hair

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Nightmare SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

What if it’s Slowed + Reverb

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Lowkey he might’ve fw this if it was more distorted
6/10 simultaneously content locked unrestricted internet access video

[McNasty @McNasty]

i just know there's some non-verbal autistic kid somewhere that cant stop playing this full blast on his ipad

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Genuinely how I feel in terms of who I pull up lookin n bein
I am John Dog

[🥓Bacon🥓 @Bacon_Incident]

I like this genre of dog. No real determinate breed, mostly just a solid brown coat and a mix of features from multiple breeds. it's John Dog.

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Big plans this bday 🚶‍♀️
(Not included: 34 min walk from my house to Hayward Bart)

[#MIAU @miaupple]

picking out things u’d like to feel closer to you

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

That’s why I’m not doin school shit rn bc I hit this in front of crew last year n felt so desperate 😭 esp after all the nonsense that’s been happenin recently ik it’s waitin to snap

[Chance @Godhateschance]

Trying to conceal my looming panic attack at work meanwhile i look like this the whole day

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

No but actually that was the most productive n alive n alert I’d ever been

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Been up for three days straight n now theres clothes covered in blood n a table
#whatthehell #sure

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

I said what now n god said “mm humiliation ritual” these days r gettin infinitely wackier w givin n takin from me

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Ik I’m hittin levels of Nirvana unreached by man when all the bart stations r closed n I apparently bled so much I’m soaked yet I’m still chillin bc genuinely now what

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Ok super shit day but we’re truly so back

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Not in a “what do I do ?” way but in a “try me again god I ain’t no bitch” way

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

I posted this on insta right after n went off on possibly the worst audience to yap at

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Bought a energy drink that ended up just bein some syrup n mountain dew n I’ve never been more attracted to men in my life

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

unstoppable force (paralyzin fear of sexual violence) vs unmovable object (doin things for the bit)

I emailed them

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Also see how I didn’t need to buy thrifted goods just to flip them immediately after ? #fuckyou

[Rat Bastard @SoyNChai]

Started a Vinted n sold three items in less than 24 hrs I genuinely understand LA transplant influencers now I’m actually so fuckin goated n will climb out this poverty for me n my child