wayne john

follow for my unhinged thoughts

[wayne john @Soy_Tu_Papi_]

@riger1984 Maybe we should wait until they’re playing someone other than the giants to say this bullpen is good

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@keefersaturn @WhiteBoyBugMode @clarkisking1 You could say that about almost any teams top prospects from 2020. Most guys just aren’t on the same team 7 years later

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@RoyalTMixes @TigersData 2 for 30 is pretty bad, Michael

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@clarkisking1 “The only reason we wouldn’t trade him” uh, Harris is the guy who added scraps and injured players when they had the best record in the AL last year. You really trust him to move Skubal? Lmao

[wayne john @Soy_Tu_Papi_]

@clarkisking1 Someone needs to take this guys phone away with all these bad takes lately

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@s3ndn00d7 @NiqabNancy No that’s Whoopi Goldberg

[wayne john @Soy_Tu_Papi_]

In America-
It's not football, it's soccer.
It's not petrol, it's gas.
We don't spell the word color with the letter U.
We don't drive on the wrong side of the road.

We throw tea in harbors.
We cross the Delaware on Christmas Day.
And apparently, we put people on the moon.

[wayne john @Soy_Tu_Papi_]

Kids these days all have iPhones and iPads.

When I was a kid all my dad gave me was an eye patch. Said, you’re a pirate now. Here’s a treasure map. Go find your real father.

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@clarkisking1 Maybe we can get Scherzer and Craig Kimbrel next year 🙏

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@riger1984 He was 2-2 against Izzo. Not sure I would call that “wiped the floor with Izzo”

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Shoutout to all the divorced dads

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Happy Father’s Day to me and no one else.
P.S- I’m not a dad

[wayne john @Soy_Tu_Papi_]

happy juneteenth to all who celebrate (not me)

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AMAN!!! GÖBBLESS

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@riger1984 Death, Taxes, and Torkelson striking out in clutch situations.

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@Hoozbad @Not_the_Bee I think the person who can’t even use the right “you’re” may be the retarted one here

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Data Centers are taking natural resources from above ground dwellers to supply the massive underground cities of the Elites.

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Who wanna be my nurse for a few weeks

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If I ever run for congress my naughty posts are going to be used against me🙏

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@MarcRyanOnAir Sorry, doesn’t count unless you submerge your full body. I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♂️