.Soy.La.Hyna.

Proffesional Weirdo, Alien Enthusiast, Jaded & Confused.

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My Christian Mingle default pic.

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Gtfo of the house already so I can be alone with my Netflix & morning alcoholic beverage. #dazeoff

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"Forreal time to get up, gotta go pee, can't hold it longer"
*bro showers for ages*
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Bladder may explode, no big deal.

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I don't need your stupid half ass compliment. My bestfriend will appreciate my shameful pictures enough for the both of you!

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If I send you a risqué picture, I'd prefer "you're hot, let's bang" vs "you're beautiful" I'd have been more modest for a "you're beautiful"

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Learning but still relate to dis

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Not saying I know all there is to know about football, but I'm trying to learn. So much respect for the players.

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After becoming interested & learning the way the sport works, I've realized how much there is to know about it all.

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Disappointed that football wasn't a bigger part of my life before. Better late than never tho.

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Grab your crotch? Get fined big bucks. Then the NFL who fined you will sell a pic of what cost you just to make a bit of money. #whatajoke

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NFL threatens to penalize the Seahawks if @MoneyLynch grabs his crotch on Sunday, yet they're selling a picture of him grabbin his junk.

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Twitter is playing games! The app keeps telling me I have a notification when I don't. Stop toying with my emotions!

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My followers always fluctuate, like my weight. Twitter you my only friend.

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Yussssss. http://t.co/XZQCiehttH

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#NP The Weeknd - Often

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I've found that allowing things to just be & trusting that it all will be okay in the end is what gets me through life.

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Losing the need to have someone makes life much simpler.

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How do I go from having a bajillion lighters and matches to having nothing at all?! What the heeeell.

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It's not a wrong thing to support your home state team. Ppl will find anything to judge. #stayproud #Seattle #Seahawks