Sandie Bernders

she//her. feminist dog mom. music educator. empathetic and tired. no water, just coffee.

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FUCK

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@erikstrobl Why is a tweet allowed to be this long? Stop.

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Deleting this dumb app forever bc elob is a dumb cuck. Say your goodbyes and tell me your fav memories from Twitter 2010, the golden age of twitter

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For #MyTwitterAnniversary I wanted to pop on and tell everyone go ahead and point and laugh at Elon for somehow making this stupid website even worse. Oh! Also laugh because his mommy won’t let him fight Mr. Facebook. Anyway, BYE.

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Hopping on twitter to say, it’s easy as shit to have a 4.0 in grad school, but I’m still gonna brag about having one for 4 straight semesters.

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@LauraPowellEsq Because Regan let them die of AIDS. Sit down.

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@erikstrobl Just a guy minding his business

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So I guess Tennessee is competing with Florida for worst state in the union?

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@kalherlne It’s def worth trying!

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@kalherlne I’m here to report back that box #2 is SO much better after consistently filling out the quizzes most days.

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Who else is gonna send me the TikTok of the guy throwing the clarinet

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@kalherlne I only had one box so far and I thought the items were fairly cute but way overpriced. I am gonna try one more box and I lowered my price range and I’m gonna see how it goes.

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@kalherlne 🙋‍♀️

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Peep the first day of classes fit

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The government should tell me all its secrets because let’s be real, who am I gonna tell other than the people who watch me ig stories?

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“It’s gourmet Midsommer.” - Joe’s review of The Menu

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@effmedocs Nyan Cat, although also debatably a great option??? Vibrationally speaking???

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@erikstrobl It must be nice to have a degree in a cool instrument. How fucking mortifying if joe went, “this is my girlfriend, the clarinetist.”

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I got me and Joe tickets to my first ever hockey game and there better be a fight or it’ll be my last.

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@kalherlne Dude I just finished season 2 and no joke I think I cried every episode. Joe caught me once and it was completely embarrassing.

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Dogs have it so good. Imagine being so un-stressed that at any given moment you can just fall asleep instantly.