Chris

The Dude is my spirit animal. Human rights and democracy spokesperson. He/Him. Writer. 🏳️‍🌈 ✨

[Chris @Sp4ceguitar]

RIP Buffy. At 15, surviving doge diabeetis for well-over 10 of those, you were the sweetest little butt in the world. Everyone wanted to be your friend and take you home. You were always loved and knew where home truly was. I’ll miss you, girl.

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Play DC Heroes & Villains with me!
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@Jasyla_ Because I’m a guy with father issues: Field of Dreams.

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@laurenboebert I reinstalled Twitter just to log in and confirm this was a real tweet. Good god, your stupidity knows no bounds. You are the reason warnings exist on packaging. Did you eat Crayons as a kid? Or is that just your current snack choice?

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@samriegel @executivegoth @LauraBaileyVO @WillingBlam @VoiceOfOBrien @TheVulcanSalute @Marisha_Ray @matthewmercer #CriticalRole #campaign3 #freshcutgrass

Smiley day to ya!!

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Knife Madness - Build Your Own Blade #giveaway #win https://t.co/4pVpzePybZ

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@GeorgeTakei He will be ranked in the bottom 3 of US Presidents if we’re able to see American history objectively enough. For the past 200 years, we’ve done that. That said, we’re seeing right wing fascists stealing democracy and our history live, so that’s an interesting- if scary- thing.

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@Irelandreid @MKMovie EVERYONE SEE IT SO WE GET A PART 2!! 🙌

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@ArabHashEater This is a troll post.

But I will give TPM credit for being way better than most people say it is. There are many, many questionable things about it, particularly from narrative standpoints. But it's not a hot dumpster fire like AOTC was.

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@RicaPenWrites_ Children's brains are literal sponges and while there's a lot of shit going on in there, they're way more "on" than we give credit for. Don't infantilize them constantly and you'll end up with far better and adjusted children and young adults! also I love this so cute. <3

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@MattPostSaysHi i haven't seen the movie yet

this may have just sold me

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@MaraJade_Sith i just snorted out of my nose so hard omg

I want to do this test where is it? 😂

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@TheConjuring @hbomax yooooOOOO PART 3?!?

i'm in

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@DanikaXIX I am both scared and aroused.

Scaroused?

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@savannah_solo Holy SHNIKEYS. Is there a video?! 👀 I'm comin' back for a video!

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@catjiratv Tacos! Soft shell, hard shell, chicken tacos, fish tacos, beef tacos, extra cheese, extra sauce... Endless possibilities!

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@eeveefrost Lots and lots of lube and do NOT yank on it like it's the crank of a lawn mower engine

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@GaelCru44009587 @SouljaEren Aspire to be better than that. Don't be the Chief of Police, become the Mayor. Become a Senator, a Congressman, if you want to affect change. Too many cops become cops for the sake of power, and if you're there to do good, you will be destroyed utterly. Do better, be better.

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@marysuewriter Never “got” Homestuck for all my years (I did enjoy Problem Sleuth, figures lol) but this has been great!! Thanks!