@VerityKalcev Has he never been to an opera with sur-titles?
The best thing I’ve seen in the theatre this year was a distinguished gent use his walking stick to poke the shoulder of a phone-screen-miscreant two rows in front of him.
With that in mind, I’m off to browse silver topped canes.
@JimQuirkesq Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollyrood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you lied
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was ‘did Murrell and his wife collude?’
@speckled_jim2@Ersatz_F Then the person you need to pedant is the Coroner’s Inquisition Court stenographer of 1978, who was probably unfamiliar with the brand name and took it down phonetically.
*I* made no claim other than what was documented at the Inquisition.