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[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@theliamnissan Let's pull his plug.

[breathe @breatheawhile]

Sorry but the whore you’re trying to reach no longer exists.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

🚨PSA: the FDA authorized updated COVID booster shots for children ages 5 and up!

I encourage all parents to make an appointment ASAP for their children if they’re eligible.

Visit https://t.co/4Hmb8dKmhj to find a vaccination location near you.
https://t.co/S3gtDW1QEm

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@Homeoffree61 You were an innocent child. Give me five minutes in a locked room with an attitude alignment tool (baseball bat). He would be begging for the chair.

IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT!

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@luvlylatina1 @Homeoffree61 I'm sorry

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@Homeoffree61 OMG. I'm so sorry. There's a special place in hell for him.

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@HumanWhit I love it

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@BriKGibson Congratulations!

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@WildCat4480 @PrincessMacgee I'm not an real expert but I've been there
Two shoulder's no waiting

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

Which fucking part of 'NO' are you struggling with?

The N or the O?

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Comedian Bill Maher rips MAGA senate candidate Herschel Walker as “just a fucking idiot on a scale almost impossible to parody” and says he’s “unfit for office.” RT IF YOU THINK WALKER IS AN IDIOT!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Mark Finchem, the Trump-backed candidate running for Arizona secretary of state, wants to ban mail-in voting.

“I don’t care for mail-in voting, that’s why I go to the polls,” said Finchem.

Here's a fun fact about Finchem:

He's voted by mail in *28* of the past 30 elections.

[X-Ray Barbie💞; Sarah with an H (Mama Smoke) @SarahSevans2000]

Fucking jingle bells is playing at Walmart and I’m about to lose my mind

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@RachelBitecofer @LeaKThompson My ex wife

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@sunny_joni @softly_sighing2 There is nothing wrong with kissing a baby on their little head.

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@softly_sighing2 @treydayway I'm 58, do you think I could ask you out?
I'll give any 20 something a run for his money.

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@rasm69 I know

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@Stoned_Deva_ I don't have kids. Is that ok?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This Banned Books Week, I hope you’ll take a moment to appreciate the stories that need to be told. And I hope you’ll join me in reminding anyone who will listen—and even those who won’t—that the free, robust exchange of ideas has always been at the heart of American democracy.

[Space Cadet @SpaceCadet1947]

@MSNBC I paid cash money for my social security and Medicare. The damn GOP should keep their mitts off it!