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Cleveland is the only city in existence

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We're reaching a point at which pickup trucks will need to be navigated down streets like shipping containers. Can you fucking losers just get into like golf, or archery, or welding, or whiskey or some shit and knock it off?

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@NYCMayor It feels weird to see a person with actual political power act like a human being

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@TheWapplehouse Ran up in there hyped on Zoot Suit Riot

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@mags_mclaugh First time I've heard this band. Everyone on instruments ripping ass and tbh cooking hard and then the lead singer comes in with the goofiest vocals possible. I don't get the joke. Someone else mentioned that it sounds like a 'shreds' video. Confused. Of course from Brooklyn.

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@tyomateee (not this group) but shout out to legends @melt_banana

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@clownworld1984 @punt_rd Nobody will agree with you since people have always put Glassjaw on a weirdly elevated status & will be butthurt, but that was my first thought. Glassjaw were OK, but this is kinda what they sounded like. Also I saw them live back in the day and Daryl Palumbo was a whiney asshole

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@KamalaHarris Interesting moral stance to take after running on the continued platform of assisting Israel in using US-provided resources to annihilate Palestinians. I saw this movie the last time, and before that time, and before that time, that a selected DNC stooge pretends to be anti-war.

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@GovPressOffice Ronald Reagan was an absolute ghoul, and a catalyst to where we are now, with a fascist, fully hateful GOP, and I hope that the mainstream liberal morons who have been praising you for wacky internet memelord shitposting finally understand what a dead-end fraud you are. Go away.

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@SenFettermanPA @SenMcCormickPA I'm not a psychologist, but I do wonder if that constant depression and dread that you talk about with reporters all the time might possibly be connected with being an absolutely horrible person

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@SenFettermanPA You are an absolute fraud, con-man loser, and I'm dismayed that the people of Pennsylvania are misrepresented by phony plant. The Democrats are weak enough without bad-faith liars like you. Just stop lying and be a Republican, you freak.

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@KamalaHarris You and Biden enabled the overwhelming majority of the utter devastation and genocide of Gaza. It is intellectually dishonest and morally grotesque to try to use this as a political standpoint. Please, please stop participating in politics. Democrat voters deserve better.

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Theoretically there is or has been a Sloppiest Joe

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@FearedBuck At this point, unfortunately, I am much less confused about cars regularly smashing through the windows of restaurants than I am about the notion of avid internet fans watching random people act fucking stoked about numerous platters of acceptable bar appetizers

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@ByYourLogic Shower by night, bedtime delight

Shower by morning, nostrils take warning

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@LindseyBoylan The infuriating and indecipherable circular logic of mainstream 'Pod Save'/'West Wing'/MSNBC liberal doofuses, in which morality and principles are entirely avoided, and the goal of politics is to say things correctly, so people vote for you, because you said the things correctly

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@NickCiparro @The0xReport @IandE4Life I was a senior in HS in 2004, and a guidance counselor literally took us all to the library and walked us through filling out a FAFSA form. It was presented as if it were the only option to be successful. It came across as mandatory.

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@mhdksafa

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[Mix Master Mike]: Gents, I've dug through the crates and toiled to create a mesmerizing masterpiece beat. All that's missing is your lyrical brilliance

[Rest of Beastie Boys, nasally shrieking]: Rippity RAP I eat cheese and MAC my favorite color is blue and I'm wearing a HAT

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For-profit, private health insurance is the most morally abhorrent industry in existence. If you are depraved enough to want to run one of these companies, you should probably just accept the fact that you are a Dracula and stay in your castle

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This song played on satellite radio today at work and I Shazamed it, and I am so deeply disappointed in everyone, collectively, that I've never heard this absolute banger. What the fuck https://t.co/nstYDhYB34