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“some say the world will end in fire, others say in soup” - Technoblade

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My toxic trait is recommending “a hand full of saltines” as the cure to cotton mouth.

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Welp, tiktoks gone, guess I’m going back to ao3 for my daily enrichment

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@kodstrangeer My favorite part is that the editors definitely saw this and chose not to put him in the middle anyway 😂

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@ranaltboo if die hard is a Christmas movie because it takes place on Christmas, can that logic be applied to Cabinet Man?

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What the fuck America.

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If Kamala wins I’ll keep living, if trump wins I’ll try to survive.

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@ethannestor
You have an opportunity to help out some folks from your past, it’s not your obligation, nor your responsibility, but this is a wicked bummer

https://t.co/q2QBk3A97O

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@DamienHaas

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@DamienHaas I feel like it would be like writing Russian in cursive

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@aimseytwo Magicarp

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The black stuff is kind of gooey, and it is all through the last 1/4 inch of balm

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@OriginalBagBalm please i love y’all but what did i just find at the bottom of my beloved mini tin? I’ve been using it for a few months but I’ve never seen anything like this…

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@bioloveds “Oh fuck, my burger!” Is something I’ve said too much recently and i blame the boo

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@fairyartmother As a former runner, a Walmart wild child if you will, i fully wish i had the cuff one as a kid, but I’ll be damned if I’m not fully understanding why my mom had a backpack leash 😂 i would turn the clothing section into a laser tag arena

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My favorite Smoshcast episode so far @FilmingAmanda @Spennser @Co_Mill @supershayne

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@bnuuytobie Literally 🤣

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When people at work forget i am autistic so i hit ‘em with the

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@SolarOnEarth before sending your employees to other states with your logo all over their vehicles you should make sure they know how to drive. This car just rode my ass the entire way to my house then blew past me in a construction zone, before proceeding to ride the center. Wtf

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@BIJ1NGLIU Ok cumulonimbus

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How do i keep smosh posts on my tl without getting all of the qrt from @/intergalacwhip and the controversial opinion ones cause I’m tired of opening this app and seeing people shit on them like they aren’t real people rather than puppets for your tailored entertainment…

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@elviewashere I see Winnie the pooh