Palkia

484 in the Pokedex. The ruler, creator, and maintainer or Space.
Unaffiliated with Nintendo, Game Freak or The Pokemon Company.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

I'd watch that mouth if I were you. I may be more willing to "get along" than other deities, but that does not mean I'm fond of that demeanour.

But regardless, I have to go deal with another space distorter. It's a weekly occurrence, now.

Farewell.

[Lobo @Skull_Fragger]

Yup.
Always on th' Job!

Buuuuut.
I got no bounty with talkin' pink Penis lookin' space lizards.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

You've made a name for yourself, if you weren't already aware. Plus, keeping watch over space requires me to be well informed of the life forms living inside.

But regardless, I suspect you're after your next bounty right now, correct?

[Lobo @Skull_Fragger]

Hah!

A talkin' Space Lizard!
That knows o' me even!

An' I thought th' space octopuses were freaky!

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

Hm...?

Oh, the bounty hunter. I should've expected to encounter you in space by now.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

THINK FAST

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

Dialga fans when I trap them in an enclosed box (suddenly they value space more)

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

I'm always watching.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@BodvarVikingBH Then you shouldn't need to worry about me not being friendly.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

I should start speaking here again.

Unfortunately, space has been quite the nuisance to maintain as of late. So I may be less frequently here.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@Hells_Terror And fear can be overcome.

No matter what you do, it won't work on me.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@Hells_Terror And part of my duty will be to ensure that your tricks won't work on me.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@Hells_Terror You can search far and wide for that answer, but it will never be within your grasp.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@Hells_Terror Then it will be in your best interest to not even lay a finger on it.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@Hells_Terror I suppose we shall see in the end, then.

And if your word is true, then you should be aware of my duty, correct?

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@DistortionRuler Meh, go wild.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

Of all times you choose to show up, you choose now.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@DistortionRuler Eh, sure.

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@DistortionRuler Did you have to flip that car over though?

[Palkia @SpaceEmbodied]

@DistortionRuler Riiiiiiiiight...