It is with great sadness i would like to announce the liquidation of GB MiggyCaulk FC. There will be no season ticket refunds offered. This goal is the sole reason for the liquidation. Thank you #HWTP
The end of an era.
Lionel Messi is not returning to FC Barcelona, the club has announced 🚨
The parties verbally agreed to a five-year extension last month, but "financial and structural obstacles" have caused it to fall through.
He's now a free agent.
We are delighted to announce the appointment of Jasper Carrott as our new Head Coach on a contract until 2023. Jasper arrives after a three year stint as the host of television gameshow “Golden Balls.” We’re delighted to have him lead the team in a new direction. #WelcomeCarrott
So thrilled to announce that GB Miggycaulk have signed an up and coming creative midfielder to start for the club in the new season. #ComeOnBoris#HowayThePigeons
BREAKING: GB Miggycaulk are sad & disgusted to announce the sacking of player Boërger Harman after screenshots have surfaced of his inappropriate online behaviour.
@mattforde me and my friends spent an afternoon making you in fifa because you’re our idol!
We loved the last season of spitting image so much and can’t wait for more!
You noticing this would make our day!
Club statement :
New signing Benjamin Falconer has terminated his contract by mutual consent after suffering a loss in the family.
We wish Mr. Falconer all the best in his future endeavours