SpaceLordCaitlyn

Space Lord Caitlyn Jenner, ensconced in her moon-orbiting battlestation of almost-infinite power, contemplates the ruins of the universe.

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@MarkRuffalo 142 seconds? That was how far I made it into the latest Avengers movie before I turned it off.

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@pussyrrriot Hahaha figures.

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@DouthatNYT Why? Was it Mrs. Fillon, acting in her capacity as parliamentary aide, who shot the terrorist?

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@ComedyCentral Make sure to send some of your ad revenue to the 12yr old who invented the Rick Roll, you fucking hacks.

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@problematic

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@problematic This is Judaism.

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@BillKristol So many wars for Israel!

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@Interior @YosemiteNPS Huzzah!

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@CassSunstein Actually, pretty good article.

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@johnddavidson 4. The whole world: "Wew....what an idiot."

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@johnddavidson 3. Davidson: "Haha! Le Pen is playing into the hands of the extremists!"

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@johnddavidson 2. .....then a Muslim shoots a bunch of people.

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@johnddavidson 1. Le Pen:"Salafists are dangerous on average, & Muslims tend not to assimilate. Bringing them in will cause problems."

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@johnddavidson Basically, you are looking for any narrative that prevents you from admitting that Le Pen has been proven morally right.

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@johnddavidson C'est vrai. Mais, your attempts at mapping high levels of political agency onto particular attackers is incredibly misguided.

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@CassSunstein "Its worse than a sin, its a mistake", and all that? Wew....

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@johnddavidson @bdomenech @mgoprea @FDRLST Pussies like you recognize that events are occurring as the ethnonationalists predicted, so you must scramble for any other explanation.

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@johnddavidson @bdomenech @mgoprea @FDRLST Hahaha you are a retard. Low IQ, high-T thugs who believe fervently in the value of violent martyrdom- They read the Koran, not Machiavelli

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@tedlieu @kathygriffin Go home, mainlander! Free Hawaii!

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@righteousaxe @tedlieu Until that bastard Cap'n Cook came! Then they built the Wall, and the settlements, and they bulldozed our wigwams!!!